Here are a hanful of short stories that either I have heard or been apart of.
I was in the market stocking up on soap, water, and bomb pops for Hurricane Katrina. While in line a little girl turned to her dad and asked her "Daddy, what is going on?" He explained to her that a big storm was coming and everyone is getting prepared for it. With a worried voice she adds "Ii hope Mommy is safe." This dude says "That makes one of us." I laughed so hard it was unreal. I take it that they are divorced.
At the bank a few weeks ago I was cashing a check. I ended up in the Commercial lane at the drive thru. The lady is sending me back my money and sticks a note against the window that reads "She thinks you're hot!" with an arrow pointing to her co-worker. I lean up to see what her co-worker looked like, looking back to my lady I mouth "her?" She gave me a thumbs up, I checked her co-worker out again then said to my lady "No thanks."
My brother and I were getting ready to head out one nite when he was in town. I say something like "I'm gonna find the hottest chick there." Mmy mom starts in and says "Oh, I wish ya'll would find girls at church, sweet girls." I replied to my mother "Sweet don't get me laid Nancy."
